I want to be a psychologically imbalanced professor and write books about people.Tumblr (3.0; @hummusloversunite)http://hummusloversunite.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/12ec82a06ac06d3fa63903d560470091/tumblr_ml48xciufJ1qhhrjro1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/da51f5e7130a89d31b09cf29813b5218/tumblr_ml48xciufJ1qhhrjro2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://hummusloversunite.tumblr.com/post/52661092886http://hummusloversunite.tumblr.com/post/52661092886Mon, 10 Jun 2013 18:52:01 -0400“Okay, let’s just say that I have banged forty guys. What’s the problem? You’re just jealous because you’ve been, ah, brainwashed by puritanical assholes who think sex is a sin. But then again, your little gerbil-sized brain has been reprogrammed by the media to believe that sex is the be-all, end-all. So now you’re stuck, right? ‘Cause on the one hand you love to fuck, but afterwards you feel overwhelmed by guilt and you’re not sure why. Maybe it’s because sex is neither as good or as evil as you’ve built it up to be.”<br/><br/> - <em>Caroline Wexler </em>http://hummusloversunite.tumblr.com/post/39289885369http://hummusloversunite.tumblr.com/post/39289885369Mon, 31 Dec 2012 02:12:30 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcoxa8ymYt1qzgg0to1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Lurve. </p>http://hummusloversunite.tumblr.com/post/35081350790http://hummusloversunite.tumblr.com/post/35081350790Mon, 05 Nov 2012 17:28:50 -0500yoni wolfwhy?<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcbwz2JNy21qjm9bpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://hummusloversunite.tumblr.com/post/34713669168http://hummusloversunite.tumblr.com/post/34713669168Wed, 31 Oct 2012 15:16:54 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc2jrfyYZE1qd5eqso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hummusloversunite.tumblr.com/post/34018876229http://hummusloversunite.tumblr.com/post/34018876229Sun, 21 Oct 2012 05:52:33 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3b0jxM3zE1qbjqn3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hummusloversunite.tumblr.com/post/34018798984http://hummusloversunite.tumblr.com/post/34018798984Sun, 21 Oct 2012 05:49:27 -0400“Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.”<br/><br/> - <em>J.D.Salinger  (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thatkindofwoman.tumblr.com/">thatkindofwoman</a>)</em>http://hummusloversunite.tumblr.com/post/34018773642http://hummusloversunite.tumblr.com/post/34018773642Sun, 21 Oct 2012 05:48:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma9mjxl8lp1qe4ojgo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tuileries.tumblr.com/post/31616293793">tuileries</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Ph. Victor Demarchelier</p> </blockquote> <p>Want</p>http://hummusloversunite.tumblr.com/post/34018732077http://hummusloversunite.tumblr.com/post/34018732077Sun, 21 Oct 2012 05:46:40 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbigpnl43E1rivpglo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ghoulblerland.tumblr.com/post/33980760235/wow">ghoulblerland</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>WOW</p> </blockquote>http://hummusloversunite.tumblr.com/post/34018702271http://hummusloversunite.tumblr.com/post/34018702271Sun, 21 Oct 2012 05:45:30 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma6fcnVPRw1qjkjfoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hummusloversunite.tumblr.com/post/34010118763http://hummusloversunite.tumblr.com/post/34010118763Sun, 21 Oct 2012 01:12:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m210tdT7Py1qhnp3fo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I don’t care if he is a ghost… he can jump my bones any day. </p>http://hummusloversunite.tumblr.com/post/34010111680http://hummusloversunite.tumblr.com/post/34010111680Sun, 21 Oct 2012 01:12:32 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6q9fmANX81qcwiu0o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Omg. So cute. </p>http://hummusloversunite.tumblr.com/post/33982877465http://hummusloversunite.tumblr.com/post/33982877465Sat, 20 Oct 2012 17:30:26 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb7gxvvk2t1r421dxo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hummusloversunite.tumblr.com/post/33982856026http://hummusloversunite.tumblr.com/post/33982856026Sat, 20 Oct 2012 17:30:06 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc6f8krlnQ1qdv2tto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hummusloversunite.tumblr.com/post/33982840057http://hummusloversunite.tumblr.com/post/33982840057Sat, 20 Oct 2012 17:29:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbswpsZUvu1rd38rao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hummusloversunite.tumblr.com/post/33982823808http://hummusloversunite.tumblr.com/post/33982823808Sat, 20 Oct 2012 17:29:34 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m970bujEMd1rx60xuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hummusloversunite.tumblr.com/post/33982801914http://hummusloversunite.tumblr.com/post/33982801914Sat, 20 Oct 2012 17:29:12 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbreja0F7y1roueslo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hummusloversunite.tumblr.com/post/33982785019http://hummusloversunite.tumblr.com/post/33982785019Sat, 20 Oct 2012 17:28:55 -0400<p>Professor, <br/><br/>I cannot use words to write this paper because it covers an idea that says language is wrong by nature and nothing has meaning. So, please forgive all of these parenthetical statements clarifying that I know what I am saying means nothing and that I do not intend to claim meaning in anything that I am saying. But, you know, I obviously know what I am <em>not</em> saying and understand what I am <em>not</em> trying to force into language&#8230; so, you should give me an A. <br/><br/>Sincerely, <br/>A Creative Writing Major Writing About Philosophy  </p>http://hummusloversunite.tumblr.com/post/33782505449http://hummusloversunite.tumblr.com/post/33782505449Wed, 17 Oct 2012 14:25:58 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3rg14WuA61qec398o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hummusloversunite.tumblr.com/post/33690041904http://hummusloversunite.tumblr.com/post/33690041904Mon, 15 Oct 2012 23:42:49 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbut3oBnzc1rq68cao1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbut3oBnzc1rq68cao2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://hummusloversunite.tumblr.com/post/33667326141http://hummusloversunite.tumblr.com/post/33667326141Mon, 15 Oct 2012 18:31:40 -0400